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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

How many channels does it get?

I just realized that I missed my chance to call it a Catellite Dish
Mar 1, 2014 / 2,048 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

How many channels does it get?

I just realized that I missed my chance to call it a Catellite Dish

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Mar 1, 2014 / 228,363 notes

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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Mar 1, 2014 / 63,951 notes

allhailtheboyking:

in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “anything type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away

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Mar 1, 2014 / 141,936 notes

smokeandcitrine:

Animals you never knew existed!

1) Maned Wolf

2) Pink Fairy Armadillo

3) Patagonian Mara

4) Raccoon Dog

5) Sunda Colugo

6) Irrawaddy Dolphin

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Mar 1, 2014 / 824 notes

lepetitchatblanc:

Get up
Have a shower
Cook something delicious
Put on a fabulous outfit
And pull yourself together

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Feb 27, 2014 / 74,344 notes

lonelyinthisbluebox:

potterdetectiveinthetardis:

I will never not reblog this

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Feb 27, 2014 / 57,320 notes

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Feb 27, 2014 / 602,492 notes

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

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stannumhate:

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

Ugh, no don’t let them into funzone. They’ll claim that they’re the “real intended audience” and complain that some of the slides don’t cater to the body of an adult male and start filling the ball pit with porn of themselves dating and fucking the ball pit.

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sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.
Feb 27, 2014 / 53,636 notes

sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.

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Feb 27, 2014 / 24,414 notes

exeggcute:

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

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