Just a reminder that whilst a perfectly clean diet is good for your health, so are these:
- alone time;
- fresh sheets;
- combing your hair;
- 90s movies;
- letting loose;
- moisturising your skin;
- being anonymous;
- impulse shopping;
- being outdoors;
- having sex;
- lying in bed all day;
- drinking tea;
- listening to your favourite album;
- going out for coffee;
- getting lost in a book store;
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
Name a british actor who has never been in drag.
GO ON, DO IT.
I DARE YOU.
you forgot these two
Also don’t forget.
the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along
YOU CAN’T BE HOT AS BOTH GENDERS YOU FUCKING CHEATERS
Anonymous asked: to be fair life can be extremely difficult if you're a male. of course the obstacles are different and males have more opportunities, better pay etc. but you can't just say "You're a man, you're not allowed to be unsatisfied."
lol ok first ya gotta understand that I wrote that in the heat of the moment (and i’ve been pretty upset about a lot of things re:bitten rant - not that that is an excuse but I’ve just been releasing a lot of anger lately)
I didn’t mean to get at that men can’t be unsatisfied about anything because they totally can! You can have all the opportunities in the world and still have problems, I get that. The things I was more talking about were the result of the patriarchy blah blah blah that’s the real problem blah blah.
I just find it extremely frustrating when I try to express these sorts of obstacles/setbacks/whatever to my friend and he refuses to acknowledge them - which you are acknowledging, so I’m cool with that.
It’s not a contest about whose life is more difficult, or what burdens we each have to face.
But like at the same time, you’re kind of doing what my friend does and turning it around and making it about you lol
Also I wasn’t trying to state some crazy thesis or anything, again, it was just a heat of the moment rant. The last thing I want to do is offend anyone.
tl;dr: I completely understand that men have problems too and they definitely should be allowed to express them!